I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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