the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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