Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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