you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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