Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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