If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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