Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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