Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
