So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
