Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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