idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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