i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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