I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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