she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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