im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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