i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just cut my nipple shaving
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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