Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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