haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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