I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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