...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
His nipple licking is glorious
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