I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
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It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
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He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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