it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
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You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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