just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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