He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
No subtext here. People are naked.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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