i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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