in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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