I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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