My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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