at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
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We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Randomize