there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I understand Curling. That high.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!