idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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