This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
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it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Terrible idea I love it
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You did what with his pubic hair?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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