the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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