As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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