i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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