We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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