So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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