hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
How many fucks given?
0.12846
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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