At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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