I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
We're like a lot better than the average bears
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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