"it" just moved
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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