so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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