I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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