we're blogging at a bar
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????