Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.