Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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