everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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