haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
