no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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