I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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