The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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