I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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