just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i love accidental penises.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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