On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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