Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
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Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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