Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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