you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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